"McMike" (mcmike)
02/18/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: CarDomaining, LOLcars
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"McMike" (mcmike)
02/18/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: CarDomaining, LOLcars | 1
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This week we have hotsrtchick’s 2005 Dodge Neon - !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Welcome to !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the activity of searching the abandoned, left-for-dead !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! profiles that time forgot for interesting cars, projects, personalities, and images. ….then posting them here.
Last week, we featured an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which teaches us you should take photos of your car before you get in that accident. Either that, or you don’t create a profile that only shows your bad driving skills. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , take a few pictures before things go bad.
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This week’s profile starts off in an innocent enough introduction:
“HI, MY NAME IS ALLISON. I’M 22 YEARS OLD AND I LOVE TO DRIVE FAST!!”
Well hi Allison. We’d love to check out your ride. Can we keep up? Let’s see what you’ve got here.
“These next pics are the new brakes, struts, and wheels. I just love the way they look, so HOTT!”
Not bad. There looks to be a throttle body and turbo upgrade, too. We approve of these mods. SRT4s did about a 14 second 1/4 mile out of the box, so I’m guessing some of us can’t keep up with it now.
We also approve of your choice of interior mods - which is the lack of loud colors, a-pillar gauges, carbon fiber stick-on trim, and a gaudy radio. However......
...we think you went too far with the exterior flames. While they’re hott, they do kind of ruin it for me. While not everyone hates the SRT-4, everyone usually hates what owners do to them. It’s a shame, it was pretty clean looking.
Is the profile a bust?
Is there still a chance for the profile to be HOTT?
“THIS WILL BE THE DRIVER’S PAGE, ALONG WITH SOME FRIENDS”
Thank you Allison.
SFW motion blur filter applied
Somewhere in the profile a reference to this song exists. (since the CarDomain redesign, nothing is displayed like it was originally formatted)
While listening to the video while browsing through the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! isn’t required, it probably sets the mood that Allison had in mind.
Do it for her.
505Turbeaux
> McMike
02/18/2014 at 12:05 |
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good lord. If all of those girls are 18 I would be surprised. Or maybe I am getting old. God damn
MoparKetchup
> McMike
02/18/2014 at 12:24 |
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You should see the comments below her profile.
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McMike
> MoparKetchup
02/18/2014 at 13:08 |
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SmurfDogg commented twice.:
Hey it'd be cool to see some more pics of that Neon, fewer of you and your silly friends with your buttcracks hanging out (you know this is a car site, don't you?). Welcome to CarDomain, where did you get those cool flames done?
Comment #2:
Hey ur doing a lot better! Less buttcrack, more car. Looking quite a bit better, though you still need some engine and interior shots. Glad ur learning—girls don't have to act skanky and flap their boobs and roll around in their underwear to get respect on this site. Just work on your car.
No SmurfDogg YOU work on your car! The rest of us like FRIEND SILLY BUTTCRACKS, SKANKY BOOB FLAPS, and UNDERWEARS!
He must be a hoot at parties.
Sir Halffast
> McMike
02/18/2014 at 13:16 |
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I'm sure he's got plenty of small-talk topics on tap: fedoras, my little pony, how chivalry isn't lost...
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McMike
> Sir Halffast
02/18/2014 at 13:41 |
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Unfortunately, his profile is no longer active. I was going to see if I could feature him next week.
N/A POWAAAHH
> McMike
02/25/2014 at 12:30 |
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Looks like a pornstar